The Dangers of a Bored Megan

Anyone who knows me would be able to tell you that I enjoy annoying people for my own amusement.  A perfect example of this occurred the other day when Duncan was playing on his playstation.  I was quite content to sit and watch as he destroyed some bad guys with a flaming sword and collected things that I thought looked like ghosts, but are apparently what powers up your weapons.  Everything was going well.

Until I got bored.

The boredom over-powered me and became so completely, utterly unbearable that my sole life purpose became simply to find something to occupy myself.

Commence annoying Duncan for my amusement.

But it wasn’t working! Duncan was too absorbed in fighting weird skeleton looking monster thingys and collecting their ghost souls to power his flaming sword.  I decided on a new tactic.

It has worked!  But the look on his face suggested that I had done something a lot worse than simply trying to entertain myself.

That’s when the following conversation took place.

Duncan: Were you trying to lick my nipple? 

Megan: .... (looks innocent).

Duncan: Is that what you were trying to do?

Megan: .... I was bored?

Duncan: God you’re weird (resumes destroying evil skeleton thingys).